Let’s be honest—parenting is equal parts love, chaos, caffeine, and the occasional bathroom cry. If you’ve ever whispered “I need a timeout” or silently repeated “Breathe in peace, breathe out profanity,” this sticker pack is your spirit animal.

The Hot Mess Express Sticker Pack includes 10 glossy, high-quality vinyl stickers featuring darkly funny, brutally honest affirmations to help you laugh through the madness. Stick them on your water bottle, laptop, wine tumbler, minivan, or wherever your sanity is hanging by a thread.

Inside, you'll find gems like:

• “Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the group chat”
• “Good moms cry in the car sometimes”
• “No is a full sentence”
• “Burned out but still hot”
  …plus six more painfully relatable truths every parent needs in writing.

These aren't your average motivational quotes. They’re for the parents doing their best—yes, even if that means cereal for dinner and screen time before 9 a.m. Perfect for gifting or self-soothing.

Embrace the madness. Stick it proud. You're not failing—you're parenting like a damn champ.

Parenting is basically chaos with a side of cold coffee. You can’t control the laundry pile, the tantrums, or the fact that someone always yells “Mom!” the second you sit down. But you can control your sanity (sort of) with The Ultimate Chaos Control Bundle.

Inside you’ll find three parenting lifesavers disguised as fun:

• Zen AF: A Coloring Book for Parents Seeking Inner Peace (Who Like to Swear a Lot). Because nothing says self-care like coloring sarcastic affirmations while muttering them under your breath.
• Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are). Twelve weeks of snarky gratitude prompts, challenges, and reflections to remind you that you’re grateful for coffee, Netflix, and the fact bedtime eventually happens.
• The Hot Mess Express Sticker Pack. Ten bold, snarky stickers that say what you’re actually thinking (“Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the group chat,” anyone?). Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or whatever surface isn’t sticky with jam.

It’s not going to make your kids behave or your house magically clean itself—but it will make you laugh, breathe, and maybe even feel a little more zen(ish).

Chaos controlled. AF.