Parenting is a wild ride—equal parts chaos, exhaustion, and questionable dinner choices. When deep breaths aren’t cutting it, grab some colored pencils and let this book be your escape. Zen AF is a hilariously relatable coloring book filled with intricate designs and snarky affirmations to help you survive another day.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Beautifully detailed designs with just the right amount of snark
• Cathartic phrases like “Might Snap Might Nap” and “Patience is a Virtue I Do Not Possess”
• A guilt-free way to “meditate” (aka hide from your kids for five minutes)

Perfect for stressed-out parents, burnt-out caregivers, or anyone who just needs a moment of peace—with a side of sarcasm. Color your way to calm… or at least to a slightly more tolerable level of chaos.

Parenting wasn’t supposed to look like this. You thought it’d be giggles, bedtime stories, and Pinterest-worthy lunches. Instead, it’s tantrums, mystery stains, and the constant soundtrack of “Moooooom!” (or “Daaaaad!”) ringing in your ears. Enter The Survival AF Book Set, the brutally honest bundle designed for parents who are over it but still trying.

Inside, you’ll get:

• Zen AF: A Coloring Book for Parents Seeking Inner Peace (Who Like to Swear a Lot) – Forget soothing mandalas. This is coloring therapy with bite. Snarky affirmations meet bold designs, so you can zone out, swear a little, and maybe find your sanity again.
• Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are) – A 12-week guided journal with bite-sized learning, challenges, prompts, and reflections that remind you life isn’t all chaos. (Just… mostly.)

Together, they’re the parenting equivalent of hiding in the bathroom with your phone: necessary, slightly ridiculous, and exactly what keeps you going. Because surviving parenting isn’t about being perfect—it’s about finding small moments of peace, laughter, and gratitude… while swearing under your breath.

Parenting is basically chaos with a side of cold coffee. You can’t control the laundry pile, the tantrums, or the fact that someone always yells “Mom!” the second you sit down. But you can control your sanity (sort of) with The Ultimate Chaos Control Bundle.

Inside you’ll find three parenting lifesavers disguised as fun:

• Zen AF: A Coloring Book for Parents Seeking Inner Peace (Who Like to Swear a Lot). Because nothing says self-care like coloring sarcastic affirmations while muttering them under your breath.
• Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are). Twelve weeks of snarky gratitude prompts, challenges, and reflections to remind you that you’re grateful for coffee, Netflix, and the fact bedtime eventually happens.
• The Hot Mess Express Sticker Pack. Ten bold, snarky stickers that say what you’re actually thinking (“Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the group chat,” anyone?). Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or whatever surface isn’t sticky with jam.

It’s not going to make your kids behave or your house magically clean itself—but it will make you laugh, breathe, and maybe even feel a little more zen(ish).

Chaos controlled. AF.