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The Survival AF Book Set

The Survival AF Book Set

The Coloring + Gratitude Bundle for Parents Who’ve Had Enough

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Parenting wasn’t supposed to look like this. You thought it’d be giggles, bedtime stories, and Pinterest-worthy lunches. Instead, it’s tantrums, mystery stains, and the constant soundtrack of “Moooooom!” (or “Daaaaad!”) ringing in your ears. Enter The Survival AF Book Set, the brutally honest bundle designed for parents who are over it but still trying.

 

Inside, you’ll get:

  • Zen AF: A Coloring Book for Parents Seeking Inner Peace (Who Like to Swear a Lot) – Forget soothing mandalas. This is coloring therapy with bite. Snarky affirmations meet bold designs, so you can zone out, swear a little, and maybe find your sanity again.
  • Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are) – A 12-week guided journal with bite-sized learning, challenges, prompts, and reflections that remind you life isn’t all chaos. (Just… mostly.)

 

Together, they’re the parenting equivalent of hiding in the bathroom with your phone: necessary, slightly ridiculous, and exactly what keeps you going. Because surviving parenting isn’t about being perfect—it’s about finding small moments of peace, laughter, and gratitude… while swearing under your breath.
  • Fast USA shipping
  • Real snarky humor
  • Instant joy upon arrival

Key Features

  • Includes 30 original illustrations to color and quotes that hit way too close to home. Thick paper to survive hard coloring and minor spills.
  • 12 weeks of gratitude journaling without the guilt trip – Each week gives you something new to pretend you have time for (learning, a challenge, prompts, and reflection… basically, structured chaos).
  • Daily journaling prompts that are realistic – Because you don’t need another “write three things you’re grateful for” on your already mile-long to-do list.
  • Weekly journal challenges that won’t ruin your life – Think tiny, doable shifts that make you feel slightly more zen without requiring a silent retreat in the Himalayas.
  • Reflection activities that call you out (nicely) – A chance to notice progress without feeling like you joined a cult.

Shipping & Delivery

  • Ships within 2-4 business days, anywhere in the USA
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Embrace the madness. Stick it proud. You're not failing—you're parenting like a damn champ.

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