You’re busy. You’re tired. You’re probably holding a half-eaten granola bar and wondering if this is self-care or just survival. Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are) is your hilariously honest companion through the chaos of parenting and pretending you’ve got it all together.
This isn’t your typical gratitude journal filled with sunset quotes and impossible expectations. It’s real, it’s snarky, and it’s designed for the parents who are doing all the things and barely staying afloat. Each of the 12 weeks brings a fresh, bite-sized topic—think gratitude meets reality check—along with simple weekly activities to help you find a shred of sanity.
Every day gives you space to vent and appreciate, with cheeky prompts for gratitude, petty rants, small wins, and realistic manifestations (because “a nap” totally counts).
You don’t need more pressure. You need a laugh, a breather, and maybe a reminder that you’re doing just fine. Welcome to Blessed AF.
Meet The Chaos Trinity — your new favorite sticker and unofficial parenting motto. This glossy vinyl gem says what most of us are too tired to admit: “Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the group chat.” It’s the holy trinity of survival for overworked parents everywhere.
Perfectly sized for your laptop, water bottle, car dashboard, or therapy notebook, this sticker is equal parts truth and therapy. It’s for the parent who’s been up since 5 a.m., has reheated the same coffee three times, and relies on the group chat to remember it’s pajama day.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a badge of honor. A tribute to the ones juggling Zoom calls, forgotten lunchboxes, toddler meltdowns, and the sacred ritual of texting “WTF” to the parent-friend thread.
Made with high-quality, waterproof vinyl, The Chaos Trinity can handle spills, tantrums, and whatever else gets thrown your way (including snacks). Stick it proud. Gift it to a friend. Because let’s face it: caffeine, chaos, and community are the only food groups that matter.
Emotional Support Vehicle is the sticker for every parent who’s ever cried in the car, screamed into the steering wheel, or taken an extra lap around the block just for a minute of peace. Featuring a car window and the painfully relatable phrase “Good moms cry in the car sometimes,” this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker turns your minivan, SUV, or cluttered sedan into a certified safe space for mid-drive meltdowns.
Let’s be real: the car isn’t just for commuting—it’s where we process emotions, reheat coffee, listen to murder podcasts, and occasionally pretend we’ve already left to avoid more snack requests. This sticker is a badge of honor for the ones doing it all, barely holding it together, and still showing up.
Perfect for car windows, water bottles, laptops, or anywhere you need to feel seen, Emotional Support Vehicle is a little reminder that crying in the car isn’t a failure—it’s a release.
Gift it to your favorite mom friend or keep it as your own roadside affirmation. You’re not alone. You’re just parenting.
Let’s be honest—parenting is equal parts love, chaos, caffeine, and the occasional bathroom cry. If you’ve ever whispered “I need a timeout” or silently repeated “Breathe in peace, breathe out profanity,” this sticker pack is your spirit animal.
The Hot Mess Express Sticker Pack includes 10 glossy, high-quality vinyl stickers featuring darkly funny, brutally honest affirmations to help you laugh through the madness. Stick them on your water bottle, laptop, wine tumbler, minivan, or wherever your sanity is hanging by a thread.
Inside, you'll find gems like:
These aren't your average motivational quotes. They’re for the parents doing their best—yes, even if that means cereal for dinner and screen time before 9 a.m. Perfect for gifting or self-soothing.
Embrace the madness. Stick it proud. You're not failing—you're parenting like a damn champ.
Meh-dal of Honor is the sticker for every parent out there giving it their all… or at least something. Featuring a shiny gold trophy proudly labeled “meh,” this glossy vinyl sticker is a celebration of surviving the day, showing up-ish, and doing your best—even if that best looks like cereal for dinner and clean-ish laundry.
This isn’t about perfection. It’s about persistence. It's a wink to the overachievers-turned-realists who’ve learned that Pinterest-worthy parenting is a myth and that being “fine” is, frankly, a win.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or favorite tumbler to remind yourself (and the world) that effort counts, even when enthusiasm does not. Made with waterproof, high-quality vinyl, Meh-dal of Honor holds up to spills, tantrums, and unexpected emotional spirals.
Perfect for gifting to your favorite hot mess, new parent, or yourself—because showing up in today’s chaos deserves a trophy, even if it’s just… meh.
Because let’s face it: sometimes survival is the achievement. And that totally deserves a sticker.
Mindfully Unhinged is the sticker for anyone trying to stay grounded while actively losing their mind. Featuring calming zen-inspired markings and the brutally honest phrase “Breathe in peace, breathe out profanity,” this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker captures the delicate balance between inner calm and outer chaos.
It’s for the parent who downloaded a meditation app but rage-tapped it closed after 47 seconds. For the person who lights a candle, takes a deep breath… and then mutters something wildly inappropriate under it. In other words: it’s for all of us.
Stick Mindfully Unhinged on your water bottle, laptop, yoga mat, car window, or anywhere you need a reminder that it’s totally valid to seek serenity while still swearing under your breath. It’s self-care for the slightly unhinged soul.
Made with durable, high-quality vinyl, it stands up to spills, meltdowns, and moments of mindful profanity. Gift it to your favorite hot mess meditator or keep it as your own chaotic affirmation.
Namaste? More like nah, I’ll stay... barely holding it together.
Introducing Mom Needs a Minute — the sticker that says what every parent is thinking but rarely gets to say out loud. Whether you're hiding in the bathroom, taking the long way home from pickup, or staring blankly into space, this sticker understands. Sometimes, you don’t need a spa day—you just need 60 seconds where no one’s asking for anything.
This high-quality, waterproof vinyl sticker features the phrase “I need a timeout” in clean, bold lettering—because adults deserve timeouts too. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, car window, or emotional support tumbler. It’s a quiet battle cry in a world of snack crumbs, noise, and nonstop demands.
More than just a decorative sticker, Mom Needs a Minute is a gentle rebellion against the pressure to “do it all.” It’s a reminder that needing a break doesn’t make you a bad parent—it makes you human.
Perfect for any overwhelmed caregiver who’s ever fantasized about checking into a hotel alone, this sticker is glossy, validating therapy in peel-and-stick form.
Claim your minute. You’ve earned it.
Mute Button Romance is the sticker for every parent whose idea of intimacy is not being spoken to for five blissful minutes. Featuring a heart and a silenced speaker icon, this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker declares your preferred love language loud and clear — which is to say, not at all.
Whether you're navigating the chaos of parenting, multitasking through a million responsibilities, or just trying to think a full thought without interruption, Mute Button Romance is your quiet little protest against the noise.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or even your bedroom door (no judgment). It’s the perfect reminder that connection doesn’t always require conversation — sometimes it just takes shared silence, strong coffee, and no one yelling “MOM!” through a closed door.
Made from durable, high-quality vinyl, it’s built to withstand tantrums, timeouts, and the never-ending soundtrack of daily life.
Gift it to your favorite introvert, exhausted parent, or partner who gets it. Because nothing says love like being left the hell alone.
Not Today, Tiny Tyrants is the sticker every overworked, boundary-holding parent needs in their arsenal. Featuring a bold stop sign and the unapologetic phrase “No is a full sentence,” this glossy vinyl gem is your passive-aggressive (but adorable) way of reclaiming your time, energy, and mental bandwidth.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, planners, or wherever you need to remind yourself (and everyone else) that you are not available for nonsense today. This sticker doesn’t ask for permission — it sets the tone.
Whether you're saying no to extra volunteer duties, another bedtime snack, or the 14th round of “Watch this!”, Not Today, Tiny Tyrants is here to validate your right to decline without explanation.
Made with high-quality, waterproof vinyl, it stands up to spills, tantrums, and the general chaos of daily life. Gift it to your favorite mom friend, slap it on your emotional support tumbler, and repeat after us: no is not mean. It’s magic.
Because parenting is hard. Saying no shouldn’t be.
Om My God is the sticker for every parent who’s ever tried to find their inner peace… only to be interrupted by snack demands, sibling brawls, or someone yelling “MOM!” through the door of the one room you locked.
Featuring a mom in full lotus position, eyes rolled dramatically toward the heavens, this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker captures the exact moment where mindfulness meets mild rage. It's not serenity—it's survival with a side of sarcasm.
Stick it on your water bottle, yoga mat, laptop, or anywhere else you attempt to fake calm while chaos unfolds around you. It’s a little reminder that striving for balance doesn’t mean you have to be balanced. Honestly, just not flipping out counts as spiritual growth at this point.
Whether you're gifting it to a friend who just discovered meditation apps or keeping it as a badge of honor for your own half-hearted self-care, Om My God is the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and “I’m trying my best.” Namaste-ish, indeed.
Still Smokin’ is the sticker for every parent who’s one meltdown away from spontaneous combustion—but somehow still looks good doing it. Featuring a flickering flame and the unapologetically honest phrase “Burned out but still hot,” this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker is your official badge of tired-but-thriving energy.
Whether you’re running on caffeine, dry shampoo, or sheer willpower, Still Smokin’ is a reminder that even when you’re fried, frazzled, and fantasizing about napping in a Target parking lot, you’ve still got that spark.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, mirror, or favorite emotional support tumbler. It's the perfect dose of validation for the hot mess with a sense of humor—and a reminder that burnout doesn’t cancel out badassery.
Made to survive spills, tantrums, and whatever fresh chaos rolls your way, this high-quality vinyl sticker is a gift-worthy nod to every parent keeping it together just enough.
You’re not just holding it down—you’re still bringin’ the heat.
Exhausted? Sure.
Over it? Definitely.
Still Smokin’? Always.
Parenting wasn’t supposed to look like this. You thought it’d be giggles, bedtime stories, and Pinterest-worthy lunches. Instead, it’s tantrums, mystery stains, and the constant soundtrack of “Moooooom!” (or “Daaaaad!”) ringing in your ears. Enter The Survival AF Book Set, the brutally honest bundle designed for parents who are over it but still trying.
Inside, you’ll get:
Together, they’re the parenting equivalent of hiding in the bathroom with your phone: necessary, slightly ridiculous, and exactly what keeps you going. Because surviving parenting isn’t about being perfect—it’s about finding small moments of peace, laughter, and gratitude… while swearing under your breath.
Parenting is basically chaos with a side of cold coffee. You can’t control the laundry pile, the tantrums, or the fact that someone always yells “Mom!” the second you sit down. But you can control your sanity (sort of) with The Ultimate Chaos Control Bundle.
Inside you’ll find three parenting lifesavers disguised as fun:
It’s not going to make your kids behave or your house magically clean itself—but it will make you laugh, breathe, and maybe even feel a little more zen(ish).
Chaos controlled. AF.
White Flag Energy is the sticker for every parent who has stopped pretending they’re in control. Featuring the brutally relatable phrase “I surrender to the chaos (mostly because I have no choice),” this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker is your official declaration of doing your best while the universe does the most.
Whether you’re stepping over Legos, answering emails mid-tantrum, or surrendering to screen time so you can microwave your coffee for the third time, White Flag Energy says what we’re all thinking: this is fine-ish.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or favorite emotional support tumbler. It’s a daily reminder that letting go of perfection isn’t weakness—it’s wisdom. Because sometimes the only winning move is to accept the chaos, throw your hands up (preferably with a snack), and keep moving.
Made with durable, high-quality vinyl, it can withstand spills, meltdowns, and unexpected glitter explosions. Gift it to a fellow hot mess or keep it for yourself as a badge of reluctant resilience.
Surrender never looked so good.
Parenting is a wild ride—equal parts chaos, exhaustion, and questionable dinner choices. When deep breaths aren’t cutting it, grab some colored pencils and let this book be your escape. Zen AF is a hilariously relatable coloring book filled with intricate designs and snarky affirmations to help you survive another day.
Inside, you’ll find:
Perfect for stressed-out parents, burnt-out caregivers, or anyone who just needs a moment of peace—with a side of sarcasm. Color your way to calm… or at least to a slightly more tolerable level of chaos.
