Mindfully Unhinged is the sticker for anyone trying to stay grounded while actively losing their mind. Featuring calming zen-inspired markings and the brutally honest phrase “Breathe in peace, breathe out profanity,” this glossy, waterproof vinyl sticker captures the delicate balance between inner calm and outer chaos.
It’s for the parent who downloaded a meditation app but rage-tapped it closed after 47 seconds. For the person who lights a candle, takes a deep breath… and then mutters something wildly inappropriate under it. In other words: it’s for all of us.
Stick Mindfully Unhinged on your water bottle, laptop, yoga mat, car window, or anywhere you need a reminder that it’s totally valid to seek serenity while still swearing under your breath. It’s self-care for the slightly unhinged soul.
Made with durable, high-quality vinyl, it stands up to spills, meltdowns, and moments of mindful profanity. Gift it to your favorite hot mess meditator or keep it as your own chaotic affirmation.
Namaste? More like nah, I’ll stay... barely holding it together.
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Parenting is a wild ride—equal parts chaos, exhaustion, and questionable dinner choices. When deep breaths aren’t cutting it, grab some colored pencils and let this book be your escape. Zen AF is a hilariously relatable coloring book filled with intricate designs and snarky affirmations to help you survive another day.
Inside, you’ll find:
Perfect for stressed-out parents, burnt-out caregivers, or anyone who just needs a moment of peace—with a side of sarcasm. Color your way to calm… or at least to a slightly more tolerable level of chaos.
