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Blessed AF

Blessed AF

The gratitude journal you don't have time for (but here we are)

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You’re busy. You’re tired. You’re probably holding a half-eaten granola bar and wondering if this is self-care or just survival. Blessed AF: The Gratitude Journal You Don’t Have Time For (But Here We Are) is your hilariously honest companion through the chaos of parenting and pretending you’ve got it all together.


This isn’t your typical gratitude journal filled with sunset quotes and impossible expectations. It’s real, it’s snarky, and it’s designed for the parents who are doing all the things and barely staying afloat. Each of the 12 weeks brings a fresh, bite-sized topic—think gratitude meets reality check—along with simple weekly activities to help you find a shred of sanity.


Every day gives you space to vent and appreciate, with cheeky prompts for gratitude, petty rants, small wins, and realistic manifestations (because “a nap” totally counts).


You don’t need more pressure. You need a laugh, a breather, and maybe a reminder that you’re doing just fine. Welcome to Blessed AF.
  • Fast USA shipping
  • Real snarky humor
  • Instant joy upon arrival

Key Features

  • 12 weeks of gratitude without the guilt trip – Each week gives you something new to pretend you have time for (learning, a challenge, prompts, and reflection… basically, structured chaos).
  • Daily prompts that are realistic – Because you don’t need another “write three things you’re grateful for” on your already mile-long to-do list.
  • Weekly challenges that won’t ruin your life – Think tiny, doable shifts that make you feel slightly more zen without requiring a silent retreat in the Himalayas.
  • Reflection activities that call you out (nicely) – A chance to notice progress without feeling like you joined a cult.
  • Bonus pages for when you’re “feeling extra” – Fun, slightly ridiculous activities to remind you that joy still exists (yes, even for parents).

Shipping & Delivery

  • Ships within 2-4 business days, anywhere in the USA
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