Zen as F*ck is the coloring book for every parent who’s tried mindfulness and still lost their sh*t by 10am. With 30 pages of cathartic chaos and tongue-in-cheek affirmations, it’s the emotional support tool you didn’t know you needed.

Parenting is a wild ride—equal parts chaos, exhaustion, and questionable dinner choices. When deep breaths aren’t cutting it, grab some colored pencils and let this book be your escape. Zen As F*ck is a hilariously relatable coloring book filled with intricate designs and snarky affirmations to help you survive another day.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Beautifully detailed designs with just the right amount of snark
• Cathartic phrases like “I'm Not Going to Lose My Shit Today” and “Patience is a Virtue I Do Not Possess”
• A guilt-free way to “meditate” (aka hide from your kids for five minutes)

Perfect for stressed-out parents, burnt-out caregivers, or anyone who just needs a moment of peace—with a side of sarcasm. Color your way to calm… or at least to a slightly more tolerable level of chaos.

Let’s be honest—parenting is equal parts love, chaos, caffeine, and the occasional bathroom cry. If you’ve ever whispered “I need a timeout” or silently repeated “Breathe in peace, breathe out profanity,” this sticker pack is your spirit animal.

The Hot Mess Express Sticker Pack includes 10 glossy, high-quality vinyl stickers featuring darkly funny, brutally honest affirmations to help you laugh through the madness. Stick them on your water bottle, laptop, wine tumbler, minivan, or wherever your sanity is hanging by a thread.

Inside, you'll find gems like:

• “Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the group chat”
• “Good moms cry in the car sometimes”
• “No is a full sentence”
• “Burned out but still hot”
  …plus six more painfully relatable truths every parent needs in writing.

These aren't your average motivational quotes. They’re for the parents doing their best—yes, even if that means cereal for dinner and screen time before 9 a.m. Perfect for gifting or self-soothing.

Embrace the madness. Stick it proud. You're not failing—you're parenting like a damn champ.

Welcome to your new favorite coping mechanism. The Snark & Sanity Starter Set is a gloriously irreverent bundle made for parents who are hanging on by a thread—and know how to laugh about it. Inside, you’ll find our hilariously cathartic adult coloring book packed with relatable chaos, daily affirmations with a side of eye roll, and just enough sass to keep you from screaming into the void.

Need more validation than your kid's 2 am wake-up call? We’ve got you. The set also includes 10 snarky vinyl stickers to slap on your laptop, water bottle, minivan, or forehead (no judgment). Think of them as tiny, sarcastic trophies for surviving the mayhem.

Whether you're hiding in the bathroom for five blessed minutes or pretending that coffee is self-care, this bundle says, “You’re doing your best. Please lower your expectations.”

Perfect for gifting—or for treating yourself because you made it through Monday. Barely. Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry (and probably still cry anyway).